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I see these on other forums, I dont know if one has been started here but they can get pretty funny.

You know you drive an Xterra if.....

You spend more time on three wheels while offroading than you do four :cyclopsani:
 

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...you look for an "Off Road" emblem on the side of every X you see.

...you happily show off your new pinstriping to your non-off-roading buddies and they look at you weird.

...you go forward over the cement stoppers in the parking lot instead of backing out.
 

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haha you guys crack me up! Keep em coming!
 

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...you are happier when it's dirty than when it's clean.
 

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...when you see someone driving an FJ Looser and just start laughing
 

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mcampana said:
....your Sexterra and you blow your load all over the inside of your passenger door and call it "mud stains."
How true!! :geek:


..... when you have the choice of driving your fiancees 30+ mpg altima on a long road trip, but you decide it would be cooler to drive your 14 mpg xterra.
 

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.... you try to take a drink of you soda and the cup holder comes with it.

.... you here a loud *POP* from the under the X and u start to cry.

.... when you have to get a seat in the resturant close to your X so you
can look at it.
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haha Boondox, I love the first one! Just yesterday I grabbed my gatorade and walked into work with my cup holder without knowing!
 

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StarGazer said:
...you look for an "Off Road" emblem on the side of every X you see.
Every time....
 

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- Your user name refers to your Xterra rather than to you.

- You buy new parts because you don't know where you put the spares.

- You're looking for a tow vehicle and still haven't bought furniture for your house!

- You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of parts that could have been purchased.

- You look at the purchase of tools as a long term investment.

- Your garage holds more vehicles than your house has bedrooms.

- You have enough spare parts to build another Xterra.

- You have Xterra parts in your cubicle at work.

- Your Christmas list begins with another set of BFG MTs and ShrockWorks and your 'significant other' knows what they are.

- After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?" the next question is always: "And you do this for fun? Right?"

- You have a separate drawer for 'garage mod clothes'.

- People know you by your "off"s". "Oh, you are the one stuck in the mud at Fishing Creek last weekend!"

- You talk to other cars on the road, calling them by the manufacturer's name.

- Your criteria for selecting a significant other include auto repair skills.

- You plan your wedding around the club schedule.

- You astound the clerk at Sears by bringing in a snapped breaker bar every other week or so.

- You give out 4 Wheel Parts Wholesalers number when a friend asks for the best hardware store.

- You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 800 miles to the trail.

- You save broken Xterra parts as "momentos" and you know the exact story behind every one!

- You would choose a ShockWorks Bumper over air conditioning, if it were an option.

- Your idea of a good time is sitting around figuring out gear ratios and the ideal crawl ratio for given situations.

- When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Xterra Owners Bible".

- You own five Xterra's and only one of them is street legal.

- There's a poster of Moab up on the wall next to the family portraits.

- Your video collection contains more wheeling videos then regular videos.

- Your friends call to tell you they found another way into the woods rather than to see how your doing.

- You refer to "Friends" by the type of Xterra they drive rather than names.

- You filled out the Truck-of-the-Month voting card, but threw away the 2006 Census.

- 90% of you work e-mail is wheeling related.

- You keep trying to coerce your significant other to allow you to remove the doors on the mini van.

- You refer to the local construction site as "The testing ground".

- You can remember how to get to every trail you've been on, but get lost going to your in-laws.

- "The Big Question" refers to Sliders or Armor.

- When they say someone is Biased you immediately think of tires.

- Your Xterra no longer fits in the garage.

- Your Xterra has gone to super model status and doesn't leave the garage for any trail less than a 4+.

- Your daily driver is considered a mild trail rig.

- Drivers behind you can see the car in front of you, under the truck.

- The term "Open with Attitude" is tattooed on you, or you're thinking about it.

- You base your next vehicle purchase on it's crawl ratio and what's available for it in the after market.

- People see pictures of your Xterra flexed out and ask "Is it broken?".

- You stopped washing your Xterra cause it shows off all the scratches.

- Your boss asks you not to bring the Xterra to work anymore because it won't fit in the parking garage without the antenna scraping the ceiling.

- You've actually replaced a fluorescent light in the parking garage cause your antenna hit it.

- Your club web site is your home page.

- You are in search of a house that borders state forest and refuse to buy anything that's not even remotely close to it.

- You'll drop a couple grand on a new SAS, but the kitchen sink still leaks.

- The vacation pictures are all off road.

- You ALWAYS have your drinks on the rocks!

- You look at an open are in the woods and can determine the best line.

- You base your social class on your recent RTI score rather than how much money you make.

- Working on your Xterra is considered relaxation.

- Every time you see a lowered truck you wanna get out and slap the driver silly.

- You look at other cars and think to yourself "I can crawl over that".

- Tellico no longer scares you.

- You carry more parts to the trail than home.

- You've installed or though about installing a lift on the lawn mower.

- You consider anything without 4WD as a useless vehicle.

- Your ideal vehicle is a Unimog.

- Your Mod'ed Xterra cost as much as an italian sports car.

- When someone mentions "Xtreme" your eyes light up!

- Motivation involves someone saying "you can't make it".

- It's not considered a good trail ride if nothing breaks!
 

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S_e_X-Terra said:
..... when you have the choice of driving your fiancees 30+ mpg altima on a long road trip, but you decide it would be cooler to drive your 14 mpg xterra.
You too, It drives my GF nuts that I nearly refuse to ride or drive in her Altima. I use the excuse that it hurts my back to have to sit that low in a car, she believes me though.
 
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