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I take no credit for this, it was posted in a bmw forum that my friend is a member of. I thought it was too funny not to repost

Always wonder what ppl talk on other car forums? Here we go:

Bentley Forum
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forum
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forum
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forum
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forum
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group**** still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forum
- - - "Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forum
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forum
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Suzuki Forum
- - -What can I swap for more power?

Supra Forum
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forum
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 Turbo forum
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

Ford truck forum
- - -Who has the best price on trucknutz?

Dodge truck forum
- - -How can I improve mileage on my 4x4 98 model with a 360 and 34" tires?

Mustang GT forum
- - -Got raced by a toyota minivan..and lost HELP

Jeep Forum
- - -What's the best way to fit 40" tires without spending more than $250

Lincoln Forum
- - -Who has the best rates burial plots?

Toyota Truck Forum
- - -300,000 miles and going, how do I get more power?

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Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

ha - I had to smooth talk one pissed off cop when I got busted doing this with my wrx in the snow.

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Audi Forums
--- what type of oil do i use?

this was a question that went around hundreds of times when i had my audi, and i am still part of one of the forums as well and see it come up every now and then.
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