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...to mess up their four wheel drive
1 • Ignoring wheel cheat
(men know - friends are important -- tires are good friends - treat them well)
2 • Using too much speed or power
(many times, faster than too slow is too fast)
3 • Steering at standstill
(power steering is a wonderful tool to break tie rods etc)
4 • Using the clutch the same way as on pavement
(if you don't know what "starting in gear" means and you still use the clutch to regulate speed)
5 • Following one's gut feeling
(most likely it'll be wrong - humans have no genetic imprint for driving cars yet)
6 • Straddling obstructions
(men should know - they would not take anything high between their legs either)
7 • Rushing through water
(humans want to rush away from danger and get in trouble in the process)
8 • Keeping thumbs in steering wheel
(bruised or broken thumbs really hurt)
9 • Hanging head out of window
(makes you "feel" you are in control - but you'll miss potential danger on the other side)
10 • Using 4WD after getting stuck
(now that is really stupid!)
1 • Ignoring wheel cheat
(men know - friends are important -- tires are good friends - treat them well)
2 • Using too much speed or power
(many times, faster than too slow is too fast)
3 • Steering at standstill
(power steering is a wonderful tool to break tie rods etc)
4 • Using the clutch the same way as on pavement
(if you don't know what "starting in gear" means and you still use the clutch to regulate speed)
5 • Following one's gut feeling
(most likely it'll be wrong - humans have no genetic imprint for driving cars yet)
6 • Straddling obstructions
(men should know - they would not take anything high between their legs either)
7 • Rushing through water
(humans want to rush away from danger and get in trouble in the process)
8 • Keeping thumbs in steering wheel
(bruised or broken thumbs really hurt)
9 • Hanging head out of window
(makes you "feel" you are in control - but you'll miss potential danger on the other side)
10 • Using 4WD after getting stuck
(now that is really stupid!)