norshor said:
I didn't know you were waiting for a bumper. You should really post up a thread or three when your waiting for such an exciting purchase to arrive :tongue: Congrats!!!! Glad its finally here.
:sign5: :sign5: :sign5: Halarious! MC LOL Or three! LOL
Because of MCampana Jim has changed his answering machine.
"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of Shrockworks. In order to assist you in connecting to the right person, please listen to all the options before making a selection:
* To place an order and pay for it - Press 1
* To talk to the owner about dreams you can't afford- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3
* To Complain about what we do not do - Press 4 (busy)
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already explained and e mailed to you - Press 5
* To ask when your order will be done BEFORE the time we said it would be done Press 6
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 6 and a half
* If you desire our patience package to help you wait... Press 7
* To inquire why your order is late, whine, bitch, request a refund, or flip out on us. -Press 8 (busy also)
* To complain About what you agreed to pay for shipping - Press 9
* To Speak to Jim and halt all shop production delaying everyones order further - Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and Good Products don't fall from the f$%^&ing sky overnight.. Hang up and have a nice day!
*If you want this in Spanish, your screwed!
Now that is totally a joke I sent to Jim way back when I was waiting on my stuff. Remember, Oak trees take way longer to grow than maples what is left standing after the storm?
MC